Better than Shrimp and Grits with Tasso Gravy

Jessica Biel

Winona Ryder is a redhead for her new movie where she plays a femme fatale who kills guys accused of sex crimes. Why does red hair make her look like a killer? (ICYDK)

Jessica Biel is single. She just broke up with Chris Evans from Fantastic Four. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make her mine. (I’m not Obsessed)

Kristen Bell and the cast of Veronica Mars are going to be a Comic Con. It’s like a Trekkie Convention, except cool because they talk about comic books. Why is the cast of Veronica Mars there? No clue. (GMMR)

Pam Anderson gets naked for PETA because she would rather be naked than eat corn flakes, …or wear fur, or something. (Bricks and Stones)

Avril Lavigne doesn’t do drugs. ME either, unless you count coke and quaaludes. But those aren’t really counted anymore are they? (Derek Hail)

Ed. Note: Recently I, and several of my super sexy blogger friends were having an impromptu pillow fight, like we do sometimes, and the conversation turned to some shady theiving bastards who are ripping our RSS feeds and automatically posting our content to their sites. Not only are they stealing our content, they are stealing our bandwidth and, in many cases our revenue. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. Keep an eye out for stolen content and don’t visit those sites. Bitches.




Posted in Jessica Biel, Kristen Bell, Veronica Mars |
By Fatback


4 Comments to “Better than Shrimp and Grits with Tasso Gravy”

  1. fleece Says:

    are emily and i gonna have to kidney bunch some thieving bastards? emily, where my trident?

  2. fatback Says:

    Straight up bitch slappin’ is what they need, yo.

  3. Emilia Says:

    I got yo’ back, baby! Im lotionin up the pimp hand as we speak. Im quick to slap a ho!

    On an unrelated note, Pam Anderson and I share the same birthday. But Im waaay hotter. (shut up fleece)

  4. fatback Says:

    Sweet. Nothin’ sweeter than a ho gettin’ they shit smaked fo’ being outta pocket.
    PS. Mos’ Def. hotter than Tupperware Anderson.

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