Better than Red Velvet Cake and Sweet Tea

God Bless America. And Big Boobies.
In honor of Independence day I give you the Links of Freedom. Enjoy, while I go watch the fireworks unfold. In my bedroom.

Kevin Federline says that PopoZao was a joke on us because we were all laughing at him and now he has the last laugh. Well, no Kevin. You’re still a joke and we are still laughing at you. (Guilty Obsession)

The WB is replaying all the Pilots that put the network on the map. Just in time to get dissolved and merged into the new CW network. Ah, that Buffy Summers. I do miss her. (GMMR)

Lil Kim is out of jail and heading for house arrest. Holla! I was under house arrest one time. I was guilty of sweet sweet love in the first degree. (I’m not obsessed)

Jim Carrey still dating Jenny McCarthy. And I still hate him for it. (ICYDK)

Jessica Simpson has great legs. Even if she does bruise easily. (Bricks and Stones)

Somehow the Secret Service got called in to help Angelina and Brad recover their stolen baby shower photos. I’m pretty sure those photos weren’t going to attack the president. That must have been one HELL of a baby shower. (Tabloid Whore)

Lacey Chabert is all woman now. I can now walk with my head held high. Not a perv!(The Bastardly)