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So much to see around the sites today. It’s Friday. It’s summer. You should be oiling up hotties on the beach (especially you ladies). So don’t do any work. Just settle in and enjoy the sexy, southern lovin’.

Hey guess what? Another candid shot of Paris Hilton’s vagina. Wow. That’s like getting more sand in my crack at the beach. Which doesn’t make sense, but neither does the way her thong is literally fleeing her vagina. Here’s a nice upskirt shot of her getting out of a car. Except I would change nice to ewww and the rest to OHMYFUCKINGGODNO. (I’m Not Obsessed)

The OC has sucked since season one. It finally got better when they killed Marissa. Now they’re trying to bring her back? Well, that means less screen time for not-really-a-teenager hotness Taylor Townsend (Autumn Reeser) (the Bastardly)

Pam Anderson checks the grill for crumbs. (ICYDK)

Lindsay Lohan doing yoga booty ballet reminds me of  Dwight Schrute doing karate. (Guilty Obsession)

Michelle Rodriguez licks her own armpit. Which is supposed to be gross but she’s scary because she can kick my ass and it kind of turns me on. Don’t judge me, bitch. (Bricks and Stones)

Jeff Goldblum is having sex with a bag of sticks. Or Nicole Ritchie. I can’t tell, but I smell smoke. (VHT)

Quote and gigantic boobie shot of the week goes to Subvert Society: “Jodie Marsh has just gone too far with her tits. Them shits is unruly and scary, yo. Boobs are nice, breasts are swell, we like them, they are fun to cup and play with, and drool over. All of that is fucking ruined when some cross-dressing circus clown gets new boobs sized 48WTF.”(Subvert Society)