Better than Picnic Sex

Anne Hathway in Blackbook

Not much going on today around the town so check out these links while I make up some good lies.

Jenna Jameson has the same size boobs as Victoria Beckham. Jenna Jameson is dirty hot and Victoria Beckham looks like a broom handle that sprouted volleyballs. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Looks like the British “The Office” is going to cameo on the American “The Office”. The synergistic effect of that much comedy “crossing streams” -as it were- could destroy the universe. Or else you might pee in your pants.(GMMR)

I like my girls like I like my savior: thin, bloody, crown of thorns and ready to get the fuck down. Asia Argento can probably speak Aramaic too. (The Bastardly)

Chris Daughtry signed a record deal. I also ate a fried shrimp Po’ Boy today. Which one of those do you think I care about the most? (Tabloid Whore)

Angelina just got new tattoo of a tiger on her back because she is a Yakusa assassin. Or she’s dirty. Either way, it turns me on. (ICYDK)

Kathy Griffin’s husband stole her money so she divorced him. I would have cut his hand off. But I’m eastern that way. (Subvert Society)

(ed. note: No real reason for the Anne Hathaway shot except, she will be mine.)