Storm Large is a rocker
The new show Rockstar: Supernova is a reality tv show (contest?) where would be rockers are basically auditioning to be in the new band Supernova by singing shitty tunes from the seventies for the other band mates. The show rocks. It’s like if American Idol drank a bottle of Jack, dropped some acid and did some rails off of a hot chick’s ass. Speaking of hot amazonian ass (dot dot dot). Tommy Lee was flirting with slammin’ hotness Storm Large on last week’s show when this went down:
“I want to see more of you,” Lee oozed after the Amazonian singer performed “Just What I Needed” by The Cars in a bid to front Lee’s new band with former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and Gilby Clarke from Guns N’ Roses.
“I’ve got six letters for you,” Large retorted without missing a beat. “G-O-O-G-L-E.” But Lee and any viewers calling up the sinewy singer’s site with her band The Balls would see the following message: “Some of the links on this site are inactive during Storm’s appearance on ‘Rock Star’ per rule of the Powers-That-Be in Hollywood. I know, we’re as bummed as you are, but we cooperated.”(source)
Unfortunately for the producers of Rockstar, I’m a famous internet detective and nothing is beyond my reach, bitches.
The thing I like about Storm large is that she is not only hot like the fires of hell, but she can fucking rock. There’s nothing sexier than a six foot tall Amazon warrior rocking out with devil horns on stage who can literally kick your ass. Well, that is unless you happen to find some NSFW, yet highly artistic, shots of her half naked body to view in the privacy of your cubicle. I could be all cheesy and go for the obvious jokes involving her name (exempli gratia: The perfect Storm, Storm is a Large rocker, Stormy Monday never looked so good, et cetera) but I won’t because I am a serious fucking writer. So, here are some shots of Storm Large that will cause a hurricane in your shorts. NSFW’s after the jump, you dirty dogs. (sexy images via:domela.com)
Tags: Hotness, Nude, Rock, Rockstar Supernova, Storm Large Posted in NSFW, Nip-slips, Nude, Storm Large |
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8 Comments to “Storm Large is a rocker”
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July 25th, 2006 at 7:29 am
I googled Storm Large and got a picture of a hurricane.
ok, i totally stole that from The Soup. i missed you fatback.
July 25th, 2006 at 7:38 am
Glad to be back! Holla!
July 27th, 2006 at 6:27 am
[...] Storm Large is possibly the sexiest person that has ever lived. The dichotomy of her sexuality - at once angelic princess and sultry demoness - makes me shiver in the cold darkness. I want her to tattoo me. Oh, by the way. I G-O-O-G-L-E’d her and found these artsy NSFW’s in case you haven’t see them before. [...]
July 27th, 2006 at 11:53 am
She’s just so BEAUTIFUL–and I’m a girl, a straight girl! But, seriously, she just eats up the stage and the audience and you know every single person on screen is in love with her. Some people look really weird when they sing; but, I swear, she just looks beautifulPLUS! Go, Storm! P.S. what do you guys think of Jill? I thought Tommy would go for her, because she looks a little like Pam, but then I saw him see Storm.
July 28th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Dude. Gorgeous. The pink hair is HOT on her. YOWCHIEMOMMA
August 2nd, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Storm really rocks my world! She is the hottest thing I have ever seen!
August 4th, 2006 at 7:00 am
Funny, she does not look at all hot to me but more like a cool cutie. She is pretty and can sing. I enjoy watching her perform but not as much as just listening to the audio but that’s true for all of Supernova for me. Maybe I’m just out of step and like me audio pure sep(e)arate from me video (sic).
August 31st, 2006 at 6:15 am
[...] Supernova confuses me. I like the show and I watch it every week (mostly to lick the screen when Storm Large is singing), but it just seem too contrived. If I were looking for a singer for my LA rock band, I would just go to a mental hospital and grab the guy who rapes the coma patients and sell their pills. Or go to a strip club and grab the girl with the bloody nose who cries when she gives lap dances. That’s because I’m a rocker, baby. I live every day to rock out with my cock out, hard core style as an evil doer in the service of Satan’s angels. Unicorns must die. Here are some NSFW Brook Burke pics since you’ve already seen the naked Storm Large pics. [...]