Lindsay Lohan, sex kitten…war hero
Lindsay Lohan recently stated that she has been trying to go to Iraq to help out and “Hillary [Clinton] was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous”. Her reason for wanting to go was to emulate Marilyn Monroe’s work during the Korean War.
“I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.”
Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. “I’m not afraid of going,” she says. “My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons.” (source)
Wow.
Lindsay Lohan is a real American Hero. They should bring the troops home now and just have Lindsay Lohan fly in on her unicorn wearing a bikini and strafe the insurgents with M-60 fire. And rainbows. God bless America and Lindsay Lohan.
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August 11th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
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August 13th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
I never pegged her for a war hero.
Interesting post. I like the pic.
August 23rd, 2006 at 12:20 am
OMG … “It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten”
…and she wants to do the same thing ?? Does she really think she’s sexy and that soldiers will be pleased seeing her ??
C’mon Lindsay , you would scare them more than anything else
August 24th, 2007 at 10:00 am
great pic.. I am glad she has always aspired to be a pin up. My previous assessment of her character was right on target.