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I had no clue who this chick was or why someone took her picture at a premier for a movie that bombed. I found these images while doing an internet search for naked pictures of my new writer Emily and, well a great rack is a great rack. According to IMDB she’s been in exactly one show called “Celebrity Love Island”. Here’s the titillating description.

12 Z-list celebrity, famed in the UK for their sexual behavior, are being put together on a paradise island in Fiji where the viewers can see them hopefully copulate. The show is running in direct competition against C4’s Big Brother. Viewers vote on who they want removed from the island and when 2 are left (a male and female) the ‘couple’ receive a £50,000 [$94,000 USD] prize each. (source)

I never really watch reality tv because it is invariably contrived and not ‘real’ at all. The so-called reality is rarely more than lightly scripted vignettes that are no more convincing than a high school drama club trying to pull off Tennessee Williams. That said, a show where the main criterion for entry is being a whore, sounds like a show that might make my DVR list. The always reliable Wikipedia says that Emily is Australian and she is the official face of Lipton Iced Tea, which makes no sense whatsoever. But neither does the monkey I have with a string tied to his foot. He’s got ideas!