Better Than a Fancy New York Dinner
Every time I go out of town for work, all the good shit happens. To wit:
Paris Hilton got knocked THE FUCK out. Not really, but I think she got punched. (INO)
Jessica Simpson see-thru dress. I think you need x-ray vision because I can’t see shit. (Drunken Stepfather)
Shot throught the heart and your to blame for Bon Jovi action figures and the decline of the homo sapien. (Yeeeah!)
Asia Argento may have a sex tape. If she does it signals the coming of the anti-christ. She’s dirty hot. (Bastardly)
Nick Carter let me know that I could scratch Ashlee Simpson off my list as ruined. (Jordan)
Vince Vaughn broke up with Jennifer Aniston. I just saw friends with money. It sucked. Like Jen’s relationship with Vince. We’re all in this together. (Gossip or truth)
X-Tina rocking the leopard print high heels. (Smart)
Veronica Mars Recap (GMMR)
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By Fatback
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