Sara Evans: Sexy Southern MILF ™
I had never heard of her but, apparently Sara Evans is a country music singer who recently appeared on Dancing with the Stars. I say apparently, because I don’t listen to country music and I don’t watch DWTS. The only reason I know about her because she is currently going though a messy divorce that involves two things I do know a lot about: Porn and naked pictures. Sara Evans accused her best friend and nanny Alison Clinton of sleeping with her husband. If you’re interested, here’s some background, if not then skip to the pictures of Sara’s MILFy great rack.
Alison’s husband spoke out on Tuesday about the toll the scandal is taking on his wife, who is currently down to a dangerous 79 pounds.
“When I took those vows, I said for better, for worse,” Clinton’s husband, Chris Lee, said.
Lee also told “Extra’s” Carlos Diaz that his marriage is stronger than ever, but he warned his wife about suffering a relapse.(source)
The point of the whole story is not whether or not her husband banged the nanny or whether or not he has naked pictures of himself posted on Craig’s list browsing for “three party sex” and “anal sex”. Because, of course he banged the nanny who at best was so insanely jealous of her friend that she slept with her husband and developed a Münchhausen-esque case of anorexia just in time for the cameras. Southern girls are crafty like that. Be careful if you marry one. If you are married to one, take another look at your wedding album to see if anyone one in the wedding party is smiling. If it’s not you, chances are your wife just blew him. Congratulations, dumbass.
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Written by Fatback on October 25, 2006 – 12:30 pm
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October 25th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
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October 29th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
I think Alison Clinton is the MILF. She has to gain a few pounds, but those dimples are straight from heaven!
April 4th, 2007 at 10:04 am
You are making fun of Sara Evans. I met her in person and she is a really nice person. Her personality is AWESOME. She is very talented and BEAUTIFUL. She was not stuck up at all - she was very polite. I would lovto have a wife just like her…………
keith
April 4th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Actually Keith,
I’m exactly NOT making fun of her. I think she’s hot (and single!). I’m making fun of whores like the chick who stole her husband,and dirty cheating husbands. She’s hot. Me likee.
April 12th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
I think Sara was getting some on the side too.
She sure acts like she has something to hide,you know the old saying about the one that yells the loudest.
Not to mention the nanny passed a lie detector.
I dont know who’s nailing who but i know Sara has a world class rack and whoever has his hands on them is a lucky fella.
September 9th, 2007 at 12:05 am
I’d love to lick Sara Evans’ areolas!
September 11th, 2007 at 9:46 am
“Southern girls are crafty like that. Be careful if you marry one. If you are married to one, take another look at your wedding album to see if anyone one in the wedding party is smiling. If it’s not you, chances are your wife just blew him.”
This is just the kind of comment that gives southerners a bad name! All women are not the same and all southerners are not the same.
September 11th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Katrena-
First of all, this is a humor site, and well that shit is funny.But keep in mind, I’m from the south too and although some of these stereotypes may seem like hyperbole, many are based in fact. Take a look through your friends’ wedding albums….you’ll see what I mean. Also, what are you wearing?