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FB’s in NYC rounding up some PYT’s so here’s a top story that doesn’t involve Britney’s raw vagina. Texas hottie Lance Armstrong was observed with actress Estella Warren. Maybe they were swapping recipes? A girl can hope…

It looks like Lance’s latest arm candy is actress Estella Warren. Lance was spotted dining with Estella on Nov. 22 at a West Hollywood cafe, where the two swapped numbers while flirting over coffee and iced tea! As they later headed in separate directions, Estella, 27, whistled and waved at Lance, 35. (source)

Consecutive Tour de France victories, defeating testicular cancer only to finish with a failed marriage, then an endearing relationship with hottie Sheryl Crow and now the prospect of smokin’ hot Estella Warren - Canadian actress, fashion model, synchronized swimmer extraordinaire? You throw in a trip to the vet after finding a wounded bird in a ditch and this guy is in the heart of every American girl. Or her pants. Lance is a sexy, strong, southern lad (I love alliteration!) who is quickly on his way to becoming my next court case. And Estella is fast on her way swimming back to Canada with a broken heart and a souvenir Palmetto flag, courtesy of one danger-hot Carolina girl.

BTW, That’s funny right? See, you can’t swim to Canada. Well, I guess you can, but anyway. where was I? Lance is ’seeing stars’ cause Estella means star, right…get it…? Like that, huh? Loser.