Tara Conner the Naughtiest Miss USA: PART 2
Super sexy update: Shazam. Reports are filtering in that Miss USA Tara Conner has lost her crown, been evicted from her Trump Tower apartment and is working at The Olive Garden in Russell County Kentucky. Ok I made that last part up. What I didn’t make up is that Miss USA is freak-nasty.
One day after pageant boss Donald Trump publicly denied that reigning Miss USA Tara Conner was being dethroned, TMZ has learned that first runner-up, Miss California Tamiko Nash, will be inheriting the crown. (TMZ)
According to the News, Conner is on the verge of losing her tiara after testing positive for cocaine, kissing Miss Teen USA in public and reportedly sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment, sources tell the paper. (Post Chronicle)
You can take the girl out of Kentucky…Wait. Did I read those CRTL-B’s correctly? She was doing coke and kissing Miss Teen USA and banging dudes in her luxury apt? She just went from country-come-town to holy shit that sounds like porn I would pay for. I thought the requirement for pageantry was poise, grace, vaseline teeth and a nice rack, not kissing underage girls and doing key bumps in the bathroom stall at a bar. [Otherwise, I'd be a shoe-in.]
I just hope all that fun was worth it because she has arguably ruined any benefit she would have gotten from this contest including a scholarship, world peace and saving puppies. Thanks. Puppy killer.
On the other hand, hot religiously repressed, coked out country chicks whose lives are crashing down around them are pretty easy. Call me.
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December 18th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
So you have a thing for Britney Spears??
I don’t know… this story just gets better n better….
December 18th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Holy dear love God, WHERE can I get that video????
December 18th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
When did the law get passed that it is not acceptable for girls to make out with each other in public?
~Rosie
December 18th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
This chick had her plans set when she put that crown on the first time..Party-Coke-Party-f*ck
December 18th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
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December 18th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
This Beats World Peace Any Day
Not A Contract Girl Was this what Dennis Green was screaming about after getting housed by the Bears? If so, I vote for more crowning of their asses (whomever “they” are): -snip- According to the News, Conner is on the
December 19th, 2006 at 2:54 am
miss usa looked hot in the pic with constantine maroulis and jay galvin. she has big boobs!
December 19th, 2006 at 8:16 am
So now, let me understand this … the “high priest” of Moral Authority, an individual who was lining up blonde bimbos to date as soon as he finished his honeymoon, is going to be sitting in judgment of someone else’s actions?!? Come on, Donald … you’re just jealous that Tara go to Katie first!
You are such hypocritical scum that you deserve to be living in a rat-infested tenement in New York City … no, wait, that describes over half of your buildings to begin with.
Leave the girl alone … she is lonely. If she wants to do other girls, by all means she should be allowed to do so. You know that she didn’t have the cahnce to do so in Kentucky!
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