Megan Fox will Transform You
Super hot Megan Fox is starring in Michael Bay’s live action Transformers which opens July 4th 2007. From the looks of the trailer, the movie will probably be awesome. 119% of that awesomeness will come from the fact that the movie stars Megan Fox and giant robots that blow shit up. And for you mathletes out there, Shia Lebeouf is worth -19% because he managed to take a manly last name and somehow sissify it. Plus he was so cute in Holes I just can’t see him without thinking about sloosh. Cute!
Megan Fox seems like one of those girls you would fall in love with but she would end up taking your heart. Like, literally taking your still beating heart from your chest cavity. She’s evil hot and she scares the shit out of me. But hey it’s better to have loved and lost [your still beating heart to a woman who carved it out with a jeweled Turkish dagger] than to have not loved at all right?
Heres’ the Transformer’s Trailer complete with Michael Bay™ steady cam rotation shots and multiple-simultaneous views of the same explosion. Mind=blown.
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By Fatback
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December 22nd, 2006 at 12:05 pm
She is hot! Can you believe she is engaged to that tool Brian Austin Green!?!
December 22nd, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Something about her reminds me of a young Krista Allen, who is also extremely hot. Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas to me, O’ How I loooove the dirty pictures, Merry Christmas to me…
December 24th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
I aqree, how can some no-talent joke like B.A.G. score a hot piece of tail like this? Was it his dope rapping skills or his rad acting abilities? I guess he must be wielding the Magical Mangina…
December 26th, 2006 at 8:02 am
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