Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson. WTF?

Perv. I like to be donkey punched.
Barely legal actress Evan Rachel Wood (19) is reportedly romantically involved with Marilyn Manson (38) and may be the cause of his breakup with professional whore burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese, 34.

“Dita is heartbroken, she didn’t see this coming,” says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. “His partying contributed to the split as well.”Manson, 38, and Wood have been friends for some time…In addition, she posed for a watercolor that he painted, and attended the opening of his new Hollywood art gallery, the Celebritarian Corporation Gallery of Fine Art, last Halloween.

“It came as kind of a shock,” Wood told Rolling Stone about being asked to pose. “I was beyond flattered.” (source)

Holy shit. Creepy much? Evan Rachel Wood is cute and all, but she looks like she could be Lolita’s younger sister. I mean, I wouldn’t know whether to take off my pants or buy her a pink Trapper Keeper and give her a wine cooler. Get it? She actually dated Edward Norton for while before Manson so she’s obviously got a thing for older men who have a thing for really young girls who look really, really young. So I guess they’re not technically pervs. Kinda like how transvestites dress like girls so technically that means you’re not gay, right? Here is some fake jailbait. I know how you like your hard candy.




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By Fatback


7 Comments to “Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson. WTF?”

  1. befair Says:

    To drop your not-so-subtle viewpoint on Dita being a whore is slightly hypocrital. It is, by all accounts, Dita who has remained faithful throughout the marriage and Evan Rachel Woods seems to be the homebreaker which definately would entitle her to the lable of being a whore.

  2. fatback Says:

    True enough befair. ‘Twas merely in jest. Besides, I think I made it clear that Dita is the hotter, more elegant, real woman with real curves of the two. Reeeow.

  3. Jennifer Says:

    ” befair
    January 11th, 2007 08:43 1To drop your not-so-subtle viewpoint on Dita being a whore is slightly hypocrital. It is, by all accounts, Dita who has remained faithful throughout the marriage and Evan Rachel Woods seems to be the homebreaker which definately would entitle her to the lable of being a whore. ”

    I completly agree. If it wasnt for Wood and her ugly poser ass coming on to Marilyn, none of this shit woulda happened. If Marilyn DID cheat on Dita, then Wood must have put something in his drink. Because hed NEVER be unfaithful to Dita. As in, he loved her unconditionaly.

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  5. Nicole Says:

    Dita has even said Manson has many demons, and to be honest i don’t think he has dealt with them yet. I feel sorry for the both of them as i think he has a lot of issues and when it comes down to things, love can’t save everything and Dita obviously wasn’t coping. Then again i DO NOT think he has cheated on her. The similarities in looks between the 2 are also uncanny and Rachel is said to have gone to his birthday party looking exactly like Dita even replicating her signature make up. So hmmm. I do really believe Manson is confused. I do believe Manson and Dita are meant to be together, i just pity him for being so confused.. this really i think has ruined his chance to live out the rest of his life with his maybe ‘one true love’.

    interesting!

  6. Michelle Says:

    I think you’re all over-analyzing this way too much. First of all, no one knows what’s going on inside of Manson’s head and nobody but himself can stand up and say what’s right for him and what’s not. Maybe him and Dita wasn’t meant to be, and that’s why it didn’t work out? I don’t think Evan Rachel Wood came along and “stole” him from Dita, I actually don’t think any of them expected what happened. If you listen to what Manson says in interviews and in his new lyrics, it sounds like he’s really in love with Wood and that what they have is really special. So, please people, stop being so judgemental and let the man live his life the way he wants. After all, you don’t know the first thing about what’s really going on in it, only he does.

  7. Amanda Says:

    Wow this relationship was really sudden and kind of weird. I love Evan Rachel wood her movies are great and I can’t wait to see Across the Universe and marilyn manon makes some pretty good music. I think this is going to the kind of realtionship where you just have to wait and see what happens because they are both unpredictable people. I wish them all the best. And Dite too hopefuly she will find the person she is realy meant to be with.

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