Supernova Failed To Reach Critical Mass
Reality show supergroup offspring Supernova didn’t make the headlines quite as planned. In fact their flaccidly hyped album, which should have been a rock icon wet dream, failed to break thorugh the Billboard Top 100 this week. Supenova. the bell tolls for thee. Jugga junn junn. Jugga junn JUNN.
Rock Star: Supernova, the latest spawn of reality guru Mark Burnett’s Rock Star franchise, had all the earmarks of a true supergroup - members from Motley Crue, Metallica and Guns N’ Roses; a high-profile personality in drummer Tommy Lee; and a predecessor in INXS, whose “Rock Star” success with lead singer, J.D. Fortune, garnered a Top 20 album and a sold-out tour. (source)
The reason Supernova didn’t flourish is simple: they bumped out ultra hot rockers Storm Large and Dilana. Those girls were smokin’ hot and both look like they could handle themselves in a fight and could get rid of a body if neceesary. Even if their music sucked, who wouldn’t pay to watch them crawl around on stage in black leather, low-cut tees and wildly colored hair singing distressed tunes of love unrequited. Hell, I’d pay to see them fight. Everyone loves a good chick fight. Rrreow.
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Written by Fatback on February 1, 2007 – 10:39 am
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February 1st, 2007 at 11:16 am
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February 1st, 2007 at 12:17 pm
INXS had a huge following b4 the show so their success(w/the added TV xposure)was guaranteed.
R.S. SUPERNOVA IS “THE MONKEES” OF OUR GENERATION.Sure they played their own instruments but its still a made 4 TV band. Of course they were gonna flopGOOD RIDANCE!
February 1st, 2007 at 7:04 pm
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February 10th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
You hit it on the head…I completely lost interest as soon as they eliminated Dilana and Storm. I’m glad Jason Newsted distanced himself from the whole debacle. It could’ve been pretty cool but I don’t think horndog Tommy could’ve dealt with a woman who wasn’t a blow up doll.