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Actress, model, gold-digging, drug addict whore and mother of two one Anna Nicole Smith, died yesterday in Hollywood Florida where she was on vacation, while the authorities were planning to force her to submit her baby for a DNA test. In other news Danielle Steel and Syndey Sheldon both burst into flames because there’s nothing left that can top this story.

Anna Nicole Smith, 39, passed away Thursday at Joe Di Maggio Memorial Hospital in Hollywood, Florida. “Anna Nicole is deceased,” Smith’s attorney Ron Rale confirms to Us Weekly. “We do not know the cause.”

At around 2 p.m., paramedics were called to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino after Smith was found unconscious in her hotel room on the sixth floor.

“Anna Nicole Smith checked in to Hard Rock for a vacation on Monday night at 8 p.m.,â€? Danielle Giordano, advertising and PR coordinator for Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, tells Us. “She was due to check out Friday afternoon. She fainted at 2 p.m. here and was rushed to Memorial Hospital.”

Access Hollywood is now reporting that they have a credible source that says that a Hard Rock employee found Smith in her bed underneath a sheet where she had apparently died from asphyxiation from her own vomit. The same source insists that Smith took a “child’s sedative,” and “kept passing out” before her death.

According to a police official, Smith was administered CPR by a bodyguard, but could not be revived. (source)

This is like CSI, Law & Order, Dynasty and the Spice channel all rolled into one. Except for the part about the crazy dead murdering model being for real.