Better than paying for paparazzi photos

Jamie Lynn Spears is hot herped jailbait.

So yeah. Whatever. I thought my last post Britney Spears topless was going to pay my rent this month like Antonella Barba did last month. However, it turns out that paparazzi photos, or this case, ’stolen from someone who knows Britney’ photos cost 1G a pop. And what me havin’ bitches in tha livin’ room gettin’ on and they ain’t leavin’ till 6 in tha mo’nin’, I gotta hang on to these ends, yo. Anyway, buzzkill rent takers aside, there actually is some shit worth reading on the web today. I’m keeping it to myself though. Fuck you.

Here are the Topless Britney Spears pictures in case you came here for them. Although I think I’d rather see Allie topless. Reeeow. Blogger boobies! (Allie)
Kimberly Stewart at Coachella. Looking like a roachella. Yeah. That’s what I said. (Bastardly)
Lindsay Lohan is a whore and she’s off the wagon. The whore wagon. (Don’t Judge me)
Jesus take the wheeel. Or Sienna Miller’s nip slip. Whatevs, deity. (DS)
They should call his mom GANJAYA SMOKALAR. That’s the name of my bong. (Bumpshack)
More Britney Spears topless. Now with MORE DAISY! (Yeeeah)
Speaking of boobies, these are NOT pictures of Britney Spears Boobs, they ARE pics of hot slutty college girls. (CH)
Self referential link to another link post that a links back to my site and a picture of Jessica Simpson’s rack. (GoT)