Emily Scott is Tea-licious

I love Iced tea. And Emily Scott’s cleavage.

Here’s Emily Scott at a Lipton Tea promo something or other looking bookishly hot. If there are two things I know a lot about, it’s hot women and iced tea. For example unsweetened tea is just wrong and you never mix tea with alcohol. I also know that putting a librarian outfit on and wearing glasses makes you 79.68% smarter, especially if your rack is hanging out. Scientific fact to 4 significant figures.

Speaking of iced tea: what the fuck is chai? Is it tea? Is it coffee? Everyone at Starbucks gets chai now and gives me that “Oh, you’re still drinking coffee? Why don’t you rape an orphaned, cripple with cancer you ASSHOLE?!” look when I order a latte. I just got used to being smug to Dunkin Donuts people and now I’m getting abuse from chai drinkers? Like I need this. More scientifically proven hotness from Emily Scott.

Tea is delicious.Emily Scott is a scientist.Emily Scott researches tea science. It’s real!

Tea is for hot people. Chai is for assholes.Wanna see my Emily Scott screen saver?Tea. It does a body good. For real.

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4 Comments to “Emily Scott is Tea-licious”

  1. Fellowship Of Gossip » Glunp.com Says:

    [...] Emily Scott looks amazing with her big boobs [FAC] [...]

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  3. anonymous Says:

    Chai is the russian word for tea. But starbucks chai usualy isn’t even russian tea, so I don’t get it. Just a bunch of mindless ‘fad’ drinkers who have no idea what they are drinking.

  4. TheExpatriot Says:

    Smart girl, using a Mac. Even if it is turned off.

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