Angelina Jolie needs some Mac & Cheese
Someone give that girl some soul food. I mean, she’s been to Africa, and that’s the mother of all souls but girlfriend needs some sammies. I’ve got a cure for that flat ass and those bony arms; it’s called fried chicken and sweet potato pie. Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s not that she isn’t gorgeous. She’s got that motherly glow, totally in-love, blood drinker thing going for her; it’s just that if you take away those 15 pounds of hair and 9 pound lips, you’re left with a skeleton with some gnarly tattoos in expensive shoes.
Here are a few pics of her the Oceans 13 premiere. Enjoy Angelina Skeletor at your own leisure.
{Ed. note: I don’t know Em, she still has her rack. Other than that she’s real fat fatty.-Fatback}Â
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Written by Fatback on June 6, 2007 – 8:46 am
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June 6th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
aw leave my girl alone…she does need to put some meat on her bones
June 6th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
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June 6th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
I kind of love you.
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