Luke Skywalker wants to bang Queen Amidala
Luke Skywalker (actor Mark Hamill) says he envies the the actors who worked on the Star Wars prequels because they got to be near Natalie Portman. He even admitted that he finds Natalie more attractive than Carrie Fisher, who played Princess Leia.
He says: “Nothing against Carrie - because I had a great crush on her as well - but there’s just something about Natalie’s stilted dialogue. She’s gorgeous and one of the great beauties of the world.” (source)
Dude. Padme is your mom and Princess Leia is your sister. That’s like Galactic Taboo Porn. That would be all fucked up, except for the fact that Star Wars isn’t real and I thought Mark Hamill was gay? The real question is: who’s hotter- Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia back in the day or Natalie Portman as Queen Amidala? I’ll have to consult the Jedi council and my penis for this one.
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July 17th, 2007 at 9:57 am
My God, you’re an idiot. Go do everyone a favor and kill yourself.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:08 am
Whoa killa. Sounds like somebody’s got a case on the Mondays. Need a hug? Besides, killing myself would piss off our lord and savior JC.
July 17th, 2007 at 11:21 am
I say Queen Amadala. Two reasons.
1)Nips
2)Lips
Besides, Queen Amadala had her high beams on every time she wore the cool white coveralls when she was blasting the shit out of aliens. Can’t beat that crap.
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