Cougar Alert: Kathy Hilton

Gazillionaire Hilton mommy Kathy Hilton is on the prowl baby. Stifler’s mom be damned. I guess the apples didn’t fall to far from the tree in the Hilton family. I’m a huge pussy, so I’m more of a nurture over nature kind of guy, but the Hilton sisters really got it from both ends on this one. (ZING! pun intended.) I mean besides the fact that they were raised to believe that they were actually royalty (e.g terms like heiress and all the tiaras), it turns out that their mother is a trashy party girl from way back. Nice example, mom. It must be hard to introduce your mom at party when she is wearing a shirt like that. "Uh, hey this is my mom, Kathy". "Oh, hi Kathy. Nice tits. What the fuck happened to your daughters?". I guess that’s why that reality show "So, you wanna be a Hilton" got canceled. I think yelling at people for using the wrong dinner fork stops working when you stumble in at 7:00 am with vomit in your hair wearing that shirt. But to her credit, I hear she stole Nikki’s date that night.