Britney Spears to Be ‘Healed’ by Shamen
Britney Spears is going to be HEALED! Apparently, when a judge decided that a red neck, wigger was the lesser of two evils and gave K-FED custody of her two children, Britney decided it was time to take the matter to the Lord. Or Indian spirit. Or something.
[She] is said to have organised the meeting with a head shaman near a reservation at the base of America’s Grand Canyon.
A source said: “The head shaman has agreed to perform the ritual on Britney, which is a great honour.
“The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her.” (source)
Then they will add some nice chicken stock and a bouquet garnis to the pot, spatchcock her plump body and add a little ‘essence’. BAM!
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