God Damn it.
Well, it’s all over folks. Jessica Alba is pregnant by Cash Warren, a guy who is apparently good at miscellaneous crew and self. [Ed note: If I had just knocked up a girl in the top 99 percentile of hotness, I wold definitely beef up my IMDB profile with shit about killing ninjas and magical powers.]
Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.
Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant. (source)
I guess I can’t blame him though. I’ve always dreamed of meeting a hot actress, dating her for a while, having her break up with me for being a dick, then getting back together with her and trapping her by getting her pregnant. It’s kind of poetic. Here’s some Jessica Alba that you’ll never see again without stretchmarks.
Random Posts
Posted in Gossip |
By Fatback
Leave a Comment
You must be logged in to post a comment.
