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Lindsay Lohan may be crossing the line from burned out trampy singer/actress/jobless person(?) into a new kind of awesome with news that she may be a lesbian. Or at least she may be getting it on with a girl. Which I fully support.

Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six.

The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they’ve been living together in a house in LA for about a month.

“Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour,” said our spywitness. “The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time.” The tipster added, “Every time I see Lindsay, there’s Courtenay. They are always together.” (source)

I don’t know what a ‘power lesbian’ is, but it sounded fucking awesome. My impression of what that was, was something along the lines of a hot chick who literally compels other hot chicks to have sex with her because of her raw sexual power. Then I realized that this is the power lesbian. So it turns out it that power lesbian is more like a burly chick that physically compels other chicks to have sex with her by using her huge claw like hands to choke the life out them.

Lindsay shopping. Prolly for lesbian stuff. What am I, a psychologist?

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