Bar Rafaeli smoking in a bikini

Leo is hitting this

So this is what you get when you decide to make self-indulgent shitty movies that pass as art: premium supermodel ass draped allover you. Leonardo DiCaprio has been banging supermodels for years now and still has nothing to show for it but a 2 season run on Growing Pains [so cute!]. He’s supposed to be the actor of our generation, but to me it looks like he’s just smoking a lot cigarettes and fucking hot chicks. Which would be fine except he’s so god damn smug about acting. PS, he’s also a dick. Apparently, he and his cousin built a basketball court near his house in California and fucked up the geology of the west coast.

Neighbors Joan and Robert Linclau sued DiCaprio and [his cousin, Robert] Hrtica in May for at least $250,000 in damages. They claimed their property was illegally excavated and some plants removed in 2004. They also said the work undermined a slope behind their home and left their deck and pool in danger of collapse.(source)

So here’s to you Leo. Thanks for getting killed at the end of The Departed and Titanic and for banging coked out supermodels at the beach. You suck.