Miley Cyrus is Dangerous
Miley Cyrus is 15, so besides putting a lot of people on the fast road to eternal damnation, she also doesn’t give a shit about being a role model for other teen girls.
Many parents would agree that 15-year-old superstar Hannah Montana, a.k.a. Miley Cyrus, is a good role model for kids. But a gaffe in her Disney blockbuster 3-D movie, “Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour” might challenge that opinion.
Why? One scene in the movie shows Miley and her dad, country music star Billy Ray Cyrus, riding in the back seat of a Range Rover on the way to rehearsal for the concert tour. Neither was wearing a seat belt. (source)
Um, wait. What? That’s it? She didn’t wear her seatbelt? God damn. I expected to hear that she was doing taboo DP porn with her dad and a Disney stage hand in the back seat of a Range Rover not cruisin’ with no seatbelt. Color me disappointed. There really are no good teen whores anymore. Here’s Miley Cyrus super drunk and about to go down on a limo driver. [ed. note: narrator's license!]
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Written by Fatback on February 12, 2008 – 8:51 am
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February 12th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
give it time…
February 13th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
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February 14th, 2008 at 10:53 am
in the BACK seat?? is there a law that says one has to wear a seat belt in the BACK seat??? i have heard this story for days and this was the first i heard about them being in the BACK seat. sheesh…
February 14th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
when i saw i laughed so hard, what no other star went to re-hab got arrested or something. that they have to report not wearing a seatbelt. wow all the ther stars can now stop all that other stuff that might be killing them and just not wear their seatbelt for a little coverage. the people who originally reported this i must say in my opinion are brain dead idiots. but thanks for the laugh.