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Why does Britney refuse to put those floppy granny tits in a bra? She dresses like she gave up on life. My mom dresses like this, but she has an excuse. She smoked for 40 years, had two ungrateful white trash kids, an 3 abusive husbands and bad habit of fucking married men with heavily armed wives. My mom has a net worth of 2 bales of hay and 1 Newport cigarette. Britney Spears probably has a million dollars in the glove compartment of her Porche next to the ketchup packets and broken cigarettes. Advantage: mom.

Also, Britney’s [ALLEGEDLY] formerly drunk and abusive dad and her brother Bryan (?) are still holding the ATM pins for Britney.

Britney Spears’ father Jamie was granted an extension of his conservatorship over her until March 10, the LA Superior Court decided today.

Britney’s brother Bryan, 30, and attorney Ivan Taback were named co-trustees of her trust.

“Ms. Spears’ family, friends and members of her household have been paying for her basic necessities including medicine, food and other day to day expenses,” Bryan’s attorney told the court. (source)

I like how they call it a conservatorship, like that somehow mitigates the fact that her dad can buy his own island now and there’s not god damn thing Britney can do about it. More of Britney’s nipples trying to get her attention about something on the floor.