Nikkala Scott nude in People Magazine (Australia)

Say What?

This is PEOPLE magazine. With a naked chick who has a perfectly formed rack. PEOPLE. Magazine. This happens to be the Australian version, which drives a deeper stake into American journalism whose puritanical readers would rather peruse articles about a country fried teenage pregnant whore than see some tits. Here’s what PEOPLE Magazine (USA version) has today.

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.” (source)

I fell asleep just thinking about clicking that link. Aussie PEOPLE has full frontal nudity. Because you know what? Naked people are PEOPLE too. Advantage: Nudity.

Links if you made it this far:

Paris Hilton is banging this ~~Buddhist monk~~ actor from those movies. (Bastardly)
Lindsay’s not pregnant, it’s the HPV swelling that makes her look fat (DS)
Paris Hilton topless but less sexy than you’d probably imagine (Jordan)
Sex and The City still ruining New York (Webster)
Gnarls Barkley wans to give you seizures. (Celebrity Smack)
Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. No shit. (Allie)
Madison Healy is the Cute College girl this week. (CH)
Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant…with a peanut butter n’ nanner sam’ich (yeeeah)