Britney Spears Advances the White Trash Agenda

It looks like Britney Spears is indeed pregnant again, so I take back the part where I said I made that up a few months ago. I’m in the fucking know. Apparently, Britney has been blabbing all over Hawaii that she is pregnant again with another one of K-Fed’s babies. Here’s what the National Ledger had to say:

“I’m pregnant!” revealed the 24 year-old pop star to another woman in the spa at Maui’s Four Seasons Hotel where Britney, Kevin and their baby son are staying.

Federline, 27, also delivered the bombshell baby news to a friend, who told Star: “Kevin said, ‘Britney’s pregnant again,’ and when I expressed surprise he said:

‘Yeah, it shocked the shit out of me too.’”

The fact that Kevin Federline continues to procreate when it’s obvious that his shallow genetic pool should be forced into extinction, baffles me. It’s one of those things where you literally raise you hands in tha air and say ‘what the fuck?’. There can be only one reason that a girl who was once as hot as Britney Spears used to be would ever let that genetic abomination back her up to the fence post: The White Trash Agenda.

How else could a BBQ bone sucking redneck like Kevin Federline bang Britney Spears? Britney Fucking Spears. That used to mean something. Fucking internet empires were built on her fake nudes and nip-slips photos. I don’t know who I am more disgusted with; Britney or Kevin “someone please assasinate me on this balcony now” Federline. Wait. Yes I do. I just looked at that picture again.