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I scream, you scream we all scream for boobies! Once again Lucy Pinder saves the day with her giant British rack and a little ice cream. Lucy Pinder’s job is to be hot and naked all the time. Which spells hero to this guy. And since the 4th of July is coming up what better way to show our USA patriotism than by ogling some British titties. We may have won the war, but your chicks are hotter, mate. Because they don’t mind carbs and they don’t fucking cry when their heel breaks. Oi!

This is Eva Mendes nude in Italian Vogue. I’m not much of an art critic so I can’t really tell you what’s going here but I’ll assume that photographer is going for a ’60s, North by Northwest slash Sophia Loren feel with a little S&M thrown in. I’ll also assume he wore a beret, had a pencil thin upturned mustache,  and smoked cigarettes through one of those long black filter things. More Eva Mendes nude, you art house dandy.

Holy shit. I didn’t watch the Oscars last night because I was catching up on some much needed Gins and Tonic with a naked Swedish speed skater, but it looks like I can cross Jennifer Love Hewitt off my washed up before their time list and bump her right back up to the top 10 of my making a comeback so I’ll keep my eye out list. I think the wordthat best sums this dress up is god-dayum. Her rack is ridiculous. She has a breast cleavage equivalent to the badonkadonk. Or badonkarack, as I like to call it. What? It’s a word.

I thought J-LO-Hew hadn’t really done anything lately, but apparently there’s a show on prime time with her in it called the Ghost Whisperer.

A newlywed with the ability to communicate with the earthbound spirits of the recently deceased overcomes skepticism and doubt to help send their important messages to the living and allow the dead to pass on to the other side. (IMDB)

Yeah. I’ll take your word for it IMDB. Meantime, I’ll be working on my ghost impersonation. I have a sheet with holes cut for eyes and everything. Who ya gonna call?

Ashlee Simpson made a few comments recently that caused a bit of a stir. Apparently she says that she is hotter than her sister Jessica because -get this- her boobs are smaller.

Ashlee Simpson has joked that she is more attractive than sister Jessica.The singer claims she is prettier than the ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ star, despite denying rumours of sibling rivalry in the past. She is quoted in Scotland’s Daily Record newspaper as saying: “I’m taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers…I got lucky because my chest size isn’t completely massive” (source)

Well, I have photographic evidence to the contrary. I’m pretty sure that’s a huge rack she’s carrying around up front there. The only way to be sure is extensive scientific comparison which involves lots of charts and graphs, the two of them oiled and naked and me in my Female Body Inspector T-shirt.